Information

The subversive dissemination of our personal information is a real threat. I don’t want the dark web knowing my social security number, banking information, or even shopping history (for the record, all the juice boxes and Pop Tarts I buy are for my kids).

Don’t worry, this page is a safe space (like the bathroom where I eat my kids’ Pop Tarts without fear of judgment). All you have to do is send me your social security number and I’ll share all the Tour info you need (sorry, force of habit. that’s for another one of my sites).

Okay, truth be told, we’ve got everything you need to know about the 2019 Hot Rod Power Tour, just click this big bright link here. If you’re still compelled to share, you could send your PayPal deets to my GoFundMe Pop Tart campaign. Or, if you prefer, you can register for the 2019 Hot Rod Power Tour right here and we’ll see you on the road!